Stint of Blog: A Log Story
Organic Coconut oil. Organic Cornstarch. Organic Beeswax. Organic Rosemary. Organic Spicewood Essential Oil. Blended, not stirred.
These are the five foundational pillars atop sits the scent. The scent of log. In this stint of blog about scent of log, we’re going to dive into the organic olfactory pleasantries--the wood chips of foundation that will make your inner monologue wonder where this organic deodorant has been all of your life. Despite the pitched narrative of JR growing these scintillating smells in the organic soil, a dedicated team carefully constructs the delicate ratios of function and fragrance. Each foundational component, the binders of the organic deodorant, are common across all of our products. The beeswax and cornstarch are binding agents. Coconut oil helps emulsify the fragrant friends within
We will warn you though, this spicy organic deodorant (not to be eaten, remember) is the most aromatic of our flavors. It packs a wallop punch to your nostrils, but damn does it last all day. USDA certified organic wombo combo of long lasting, smooth application, and great smelling means you can spend less of your day worrying “where did I put that stick because I need to have it on me all the time” and more “what was I actually supposed to be doing today anyway”. Maybe set that pen down big guy. Farmpit Scent of Log has you covered, but only your pits, not that pit between your ears.
Aluminium zirconium tetrachlorohydrex gly-somethingor other. Go ahead, keep putting it in your body for a few more decades. Surely that has always worked out in the past, right? At least we can spell Aluminium chlorohydrate if we’re copying it from the dictionary. Still, are you positive you know all of the chemicals that are going into your body every day? Do you know what they do? Do the people selling it? Sure, the same could be said for beeswax and cornstarch, but at least we know where they come from. Bees are the coolest insects around, and they have top notch knees.
JR signing off